We borrowed this korean laptop that for some reason adds a foreign radio station to the audio file, and it's really loud. I don't know why it does it, and it's really annoying. Pretend it's a Super Secret Show or something.

Listen for when the old chinese lady turns the mic on and off.

Epitome=Epiphany. Fuck.

"I'm like an archeologist of my own shit."

"You don't ever want to be a girl. Get a penis."

"It was like I had a huge fucking J-Lo ass on my chest, but bigger and with nipples."

"You're fucking stupid to affiliate yourself with anything."

"I was like a city planner."

"The daily dosage is: Fuck off."

"I want to date you, sir."

"I hope there's internal bleeding and that guy chokes to death on his own blood."

"Clowns everywhere."

"The winner... Keith McNally."